McKay: Hit me.
(Gordin hits him, but a force shield stops him)
Gordin: Oh, God!
McKay: You didn’t have to swing so hard, and notice he didn’t even hesitate.
Weir: I’m still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.
McKay: Oh, believe me, that’s not the first thing we tried.
Sheppard: (proudly) I shot him. (Weir gives him a stern look) In the leg!
McKay: I’m invulnerable!
Weir: Aren’t you the one who’s always spouting off about how proper and careful scientific procedure must be adhered to?
McKay: (sing-song) IN - VUL - NER - ABLE!
Weir: Ok, take it off!
McKay: Oh, you’re just jealous.
Weir: Oh yes. Green with envy.
Dialogue from SGA: Hide and Seek. (via silentsennin)
Climb the tower, is that even possible?
Sure, Batman did it all the time!
Getting real tired of your shit, McKay.
Some days, Elizabeth swore she was caught in the middle of a Hope and Crosby routine. [x]