McKay: Hit me.
(Gordin hits him, but a force shield stops him)
Gordin: Oh, God!
McKay: You didn’t have to swing so hard, and notice he didn’t even hesitate.
Weir: I’m still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.
McKay: Oh, believe me, that’s not the first thing we tried.
Sheppard: (proudly) I shot him. (Weir gives him a stern look) In the leg!
McKay: I’m invulnerable!
Weir: Aren’t you the one who’s always spouting off about how proper and careful scientific procedure must be adhered to?
McKay: (sing-song) IN - VUL - NER - ABLE!
Weir: Ok, take it off!
McKay: Oh, you’re just jealous.
Weir: Oh yes. Green with envy.
Dialogue from SGA: Hide and Seek. (via silentsennin)
Teyla:
Climb the tower, is that even possible?
John:
Sure, Batman did it all the time!
Getting real tired of your shit, McKay.
Some days, Elizabeth swore she was caught in the middle of a Hope and Crosby routine.
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(Source: mcshep-everyday)
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